Jay Quote #1352
Quote from Jay in Torn Between Two Lovers
Jay: Gloria, come here! You got to see this. She's on fire. Now, check this out. I can throw anything at her, and she can make comedy gold out of it. Here. Um... John Travolta in a submarine.
Sherry: Ow! Ow!
Jay: Yeah, because a submarine is small. [laughs] You were right, Gloria. She's hilarious. Do another one. Um... T. rex in a volleyball game. [laughing] Look at that. It's hard to spike with little arms.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
Quote from Phil
Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.