Phil Quote #1647
Quote from Phil in Torn Between Two Lovers
Phil: But you should know Dylan has been putting himself through nursing school, working at the hospital, running.
Claire: You're not honestly making a case for that guy?
Phil: That guy would take a bullet for Haley.
Claire: Why are you so invested in him?
Phil: Because I was that guy! I was the underdog with every girl I ever liked.
Claire: [sighs] That's very sweet. But this isn't about you. This is about Haley being with a respected, charming scientist versus a guy who Lily convinced to eat a box of crayons.
Phil: It was one bite out of one crayon. It was only because he was blindfolded and trapped in a Chinese finger puzzle.
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‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
Quote from Phil
Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.