Joe Quote #51
Quote from Joe in Torn Between Two Lovers
Gloria: [gasps] Look at you, mis dos amigos!
Sherry: [Hispanic accent] Look at... Look at you, mis dos amigos!
Gloria: [chuckles] That does sound like me. You're so talented.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: Okay, that was strange. Gloria hates when people imitate her.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Torn Between Two Lovers’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: All right, Lily, let's go. Okay, how late are we, "goat loose in the house" late or "stubborn cow in the road" late?
Mitchell: You've lived here 12 years. Please use city time.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey. I just ran into Dylan. He told me what happened between you two.
Haley: Look, whatever he said...
Phil: Relax. I know you kissed him again.
Haley: Okay.
Phil: You clearly inherited the power of the Dunphy kiss. Take it from me. That can really mess with a man.
Quote from Phil
Dylan: Anyway, I just want to talk to her, and she won't return my calls.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo.
Phil: Word.
Phil: Aw, I'm sorry, man. You're a good guy. You deserve better than being ghosted. I'll talk to her.
Dylan: You'd do that for me?
Phil: Yeah, I'll throw her a gab. You stab me?
Dylan: Huh?
Phil: Darn it. I think Luke's messing with me.