Mitchell Quote #861
Quote from Mitchell in Clash of Swords
Mitchell: I wish I had that. I mean, I was a weird kid whose family only made him feel weirder. I mean, it took until today to do an adventure that I have wanted to do since I was Manny's age. I-I went to Hero-Con.
Cameron: Not in costume?
Mitchell: Affirmative, Fizbo.
Cameron: Okay, if this is something you're into, why haven't you ever told me?
Mitchell: I haven't told anyone. I mean, I tried with my mom once, but I chickened out and told her I was gay instead. And I-I wasn't even sure at that point.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Clash of Swords’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Claire: Wow, this office is huge.
Jay: Just placed it. This used to be Schweinberg's department store. Wall of TVs over there. I almost knocked down the display of fondue pots when I saw they were letting Barbara Walters anchor the news.
Quote from Phil
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Phil and I are going to Hero-Con to indulge in our love of fantasy fiction. Um, I-I've always wanted to go, but i-it's a little nerd-forward, and I was always afraid my family would make fun of me. So I've asked Phil to keep it between us.
Phil: That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't ever Google that, by the way.
Mitchell: I already did.
Phil: This year, there's a panel, um, on our favorite show, "Clash of Swords." It's got a lot of graphic violence and female nudity, but that's part of its appeal to the fierce warrior inside every man.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Cam's sister's son is staying with us because, well, you know, she's back in jail.
Cameron: But she didn't do anything terrible. She just didn't understand the rules of her probation from last time...
Mitchell: When she did something a little terrible.
Cameron: But we're taking baby Cal back to live with my parents on the farm. Which is a good thing because he's not really a a house baby.
Mitchell: No, no, he's freakishly strong and off the charts size-wise.
Cameron: On the charts. 99th percentile.
Mitchell: He has two teeth and I've seen him eat a whole chicken.