Phil Quote #1619
Quote from Phil in Clash of Swords
Mitchell: Thank you so much for today. I-I never would've gone through with it if you hadn't inspired me.
Phil: I inspired you?
Mitchell: Mm.
Phil: Wait. In book the third, the high cleric overcomes the curse of the Foolmaker by being pure of heart and goes on to be a great inspirer of people. Do you think- [Mitchell has vanished. Phil talks to the Peter Pan performer] You seem glum. Perhaps you should be turning your passions elsewhere.
Peter Pan: You're right. I'm going back to vet school. It's about time I grew up.
[Phil gives the camera an amazed look]
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‘Clash of Swords’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Claire: Wow, this office is huge.
Jay: Just placed it. This used to be Schweinberg's department store. Wall of TVs over there. I almost knocked down the display of fondue pots when I saw they were letting Barbara Walters anchor the news.
Quote from Phil
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Phil and I are going to Hero-Con to indulge in our love of fantasy fiction. Um, I-I've always wanted to go, but i-it's a little nerd-forward, and I was always afraid my family would make fun of me. So I've asked Phil to keep it between us.
Phil: That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't ever Google that, by the way.
Mitchell: I already did.
Phil: This year, there's a panel, um, on our favorite show, "Clash of Swords." It's got a lot of graphic violence and female nudity, but that's part of its appeal to the fierce warrior inside every man.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Cam's sister's son is staying with us because, well, you know, she's back in jail.
Cameron: But she didn't do anything terrible. She just didn't understand the rules of her probation from last time...
Mitchell: When she did something a little terrible.
Cameron: But we're taking baby Cal back to live with my parents on the farm. Which is a good thing because he's not really a a house baby.
Mitchell: No, no, he's freakishly strong and off the charts size-wise.
Cameron: On the charts. 99th percentile.
Mitchell: He has two teeth and I've seen him eat a whole chicken.