Jay Quote #1319
Quote from Jay in Clash of Swords
Claire: Hang on, Dad. I- I don't like these dorks any more than you do, but they might be onto something.
Jay: What are you saying? You want to sell?
Claire: No, I was thinking more of a merger. I did some digging, and they are two years behind on production.
They need our manufacturing, and frankly, we need their technology.
Jay: Nope, not gonna happen. End of conversation.
Claire: Really? Oh. I-I'm having a business discussion. I am not negotiating a new bedtime.
Jay: I'm not taking on an outside partner.
Claire: h, I get it, 'cause you're not very good with partners. I mean, you put me in charge, like, nine times, but if it's an important decision, I should just shut up.
Jay: Well, I can't help it if I have a sixth sense about this business. Closets chose me!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Clash of Swords’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Claire: Wow, this office is huge.
Jay: Just placed it. This used to be Schweinberg's department store. Wall of TVs over there. I almost knocked down the display of fondue pots when I saw they were letting Barbara Walters anchor the news.
Quote from Phil
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Phil and I are going to Hero-Con to indulge in our love of fantasy fiction. Um, I-I've always wanted to go, but i-it's a little nerd-forward, and I was always afraid my family would make fun of me. So I've asked Phil to keep it between us.
Phil: That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't ever Google that, by the way.
Mitchell: I already did.
Phil: This year, there's a panel, um, on our favorite show, "Clash of Swords." It's got a lot of graphic violence and female nudity, but that's part of its appeal to the fierce warrior inside every man.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Cam's sister's son is staying with us because, well, you know, she's back in jail.
Cameron: But she didn't do anything terrible. She just didn't understand the rules of her probation from last time...
Mitchell: When she did something a little terrible.
Cameron: But we're taking baby Cal back to live with my parents on the farm. Which is a good thing because he's not really a a house baby.
Mitchell: No, no, he's freakishly strong and off the charts size-wise.
Cameron: On the charts. 99th percentile.
Mitchell: He has two teeth and I've seen him eat a whole chicken.