Mitchell Quote #851
Quote from Mitchell in Mother!
Mitchell: Okay, okay. Can I talk to you for a second? Come on. Okay, no reason to lie about it, 'cause I already know. How long have you been involved with this woman?
Cameron: Can I ask a question? Is there a chance you're just kind of making this all about Mitchell?
Mitchell: [gasps] That's her. Your mouth is moving, but that is her talking. Okay, don't you see what's happening? She's manipulating you to manipulate me.
Cameron: Don't you think I'm smart enough to know if I'm being used? I also have a mom.
Mitchell: You're out of your league here, bumpkin! Okay, this is a city mother!
Cameron: Wow. What happened to the seemly man I married?
Mitchell: You can't use it like that.
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Mitchell: [aside to camera] So, Pam's moving back home after living in our upstairs unit for like three years.
Cameron: Uh, okay, it's been a year and nine days, and she chopped us all that wood. Plus, she's taking Lily back to see my parents. It's birthing season so she gets to name her first pig. Oh, and then we slaughter it on her 13th birthday. There's prayers and dancing. It's not unlike your standard bar mitzvah.
Mitchell: Except a lot more pork and a lot less Jews. Anyway, we're excited to have the house to ourselves again.