Jay Quote #1294
Quote from Jay in CHiPs and Salsa
Jay: And we appreciate you taking time from your busy schedule here at NERP. It's a dynamite organization. I'm a big fan. Love what you're doing.
Gloria: [whispering] What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I was selling. That's what I was doing. I don't know what nonsense this cult was pushing, but at the end of the day, they were gonna be in the sauce business.
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Quote from Luke
Dr. Perry: Well, Luke, I read your essay. Took a lot of guts to admit you weren't ready for college a year ago.
Luke: I had a lot of growing up to do. So, I got a job, I paid my bills, and I read the Wall Street Journal online until I used up my five free articles.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: The release form for this ride-along is is shockingly thorough.
Officer Stablitzky: I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. can't bury another ride-along. 'm kind of the precinct cut up.
Mitchell: Okay.
Cameron: Mitchell, it'll be fine. They do these things all the time.
Mitchell: Yeah, easy for you to say. My entire head is a gang color.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I let you win.
Phil: You what?
Claire: Oh, I had you beat, easily. I didn't even break a sweat. As a matter of fact, I almost pulled a muscle holding back. But, I saw how much it meant to you, and I let you win.
Phil: Oh, wow, yeah. No, that makes a lot of sense. I get it. Like the way all the other horses wanted Secretariat to feel good.
Claire: Now you're Secretariat?
Phil: I don't know. Was Secretariat married to a crazy person?