Cameron Quote #1167
Quote from Cameron in CHiPs and Salsa
Cameron: Oh, hey, Chatty-Cathys, heads up. Possible 10-99 right over here.
Officer Stablitzky: What?
Cameron: Couple low lifes over there exchanging cash-money.
Officer Stablitzky: That's because it's a newsstand. And I'm pretty sure a 1099 is a tax form.
Cameron: Oh, yeah, well, what isn't a form these days? School board's got me buried in paperwork. I gotta get three John Hancocks just to take a leak. We're the same, see?
Modern Family Quotes
‘CHiPs and Salsa’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Dr. Perry: Well, Luke, I read your essay. Took a lot of guts to admit you weren't ready for college a year ago.
Luke: I had a lot of growing up to do. So, I got a job, I paid my bills, and I read the Wall Street Journal online until I used up my five free articles.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: The release form for this ride-along is is shockingly thorough.
Officer Stablitzky: I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. can't bury another ride-along. 'm kind of the precinct cut up.
Mitchell: Okay.
Cameron: Mitchell, it'll be fine. They do these things all the time.
Mitchell: Yeah, easy for you to say. My entire head is a gang color.
Quote from Phil
Claire: I let you win.
Phil: You what?
Claire: Oh, I had you beat, easily. I didn't even break a sweat. As a matter of fact, I almost pulled a muscle holding back. But, I saw how much it meant to you, and I let you win.
Phil: Oh, wow, yeah. No, that makes a lot of sense. I get it. Like the way all the other horses wanted Secretariat to feel good.
Claire: Now you're Secretariat?
Phil: I don't know. Was Secretariat married to a crazy person?