Jay Quote #1292
Quote from Jay in Daddy Issues
Alex: Hey. I'm here to pick up Mom's old boombox from storage? She needs it for- [removes glasses] How many Mannys do you see through these things?
Jay: That's Gloria's ex-boyfriend.
Alex: Wait, how far ex?
Jay: Roughly 20 years.
Alex: Oh, my God. Is Is it possible? What does Gloria say?
Jay: She hasn't even seen him yet. The odd bit is, these two clones don't see the resemblance. Maybe she won't either? I'm not gonna force it on her. I mean, it's no easy thing to say "Is there a chance you're so dumb you don't even know who the father of your baby is?"
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