Cameron Quote #1159
Quote from Cameron in Royal Visit
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: It was amazing. There were no words, but I could feel Cam taking full responsibility for our fight.
[separably to camera:]
Cameron: Total silence, but Mitchell's eyes said, "It's all on me". You know, "I was wrong. What would I do without you?" It was a beautiful weekend. Plus, George Brett signed my ball. [chuckles] Oh, "To Cam, all my best wishes, George Brett. P.S. We are not done with this"? Mitchell! Did you write on my ball?!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Royal Visit’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Haley's dating this genius astrophysics professor who's somehow making her smarter because, last week, I called Pluto a planet and Haley laughed at me. In pity. Haley.
Claire: Haley.
Phil: Haley.
Quote from Phil
Claire: Do we think that Haley is suited to a professor, because I more saw her with a Gilligan type?
Phil: Come on, now. Lots of happy couples aren't the exact same level of smart.
Claire: That's true. We work.
Phil: Yeah. Wait. When you say, "We work," do you think you're smarter than me or I'm smarter than you?
Claire: I think I'm smart enough not to have this conversation.
Phil: Oh, my God! You do! You think you're smarter than me! Okay, hotshot. How many patents do you have? Headscratcher TM, Aspirin Gun, Polite Car Horn that'll put an end to road rage. [high-pitched] Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Wow. Henry's dad did such a great job with the birthday party for the kids, huh? "Henry's dad".
Jay: "Henry's dad". I took Joe to see "African Queen" in CinemaScope.