Gloria Quote #743
Quote from Gloria in Spanks for the Memories
Gloria: I talked to Joe about what he saw, and he's not scared anymore.
Jay: Great. Can you do the same for me?
Gloria: I'm sorry I did that to you, but I really thought that that's what you wanted because that's what you did to me.
Jay: But I heard you tell Rebecca you thought that spanking would help.
Gloria: With Joe and his room.
Jay: So it was a misunderstanding.
Gloria: Exactly.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.
Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.