Jay Quote #1261
Quote from Jay in Written In The Stars
Waitress: Hey, how can I help you?
Gloria: I am Gigi DeLaroca, businesswoman. Life has tried to break me, but it has only teach me.
Waitress: So, you want a drink?
Jay: [Spanish accent] The lady will have Campari and soda.
Gloria: Hello, sir. I have never had that drink.
Jay: Well, no one "Camparis" to you.
Gloria: [laughs] Very clever.
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