Cameron Quote #1139
Quote from Cameron in Written In The Stars
Cameron: You know what? Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night. I-I don't want to watch him make his sweaty moves on his conquest of the week.
Mitchell: And some of them buy it. Under what gas leak is he finding these brain-dead bimbos? And have you heard how mean he's gotten? The other day, he called us "catty."
Cameron: He called us catty?
Mitchell: Yeah.
Cameron: You sure he wasn't talking about the dead cat on his head he calls a haircut?
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