Jay Quote #1255
Quote from Jay in In Your Head
Jay: Let me ask you a question. Did you tell her we're bidding on Belmont Gardens?
Claire: No. Why?
Jay: Because 15 minutes ago, I got a phone call saying just out of the blue, Closets Closets Closets Closets is bidding against us. Did she see your proposal?
Claire: Yes, Dad! I'm quite sure she rifled through my bag when I was in the bathroom.
Jay: You went to the bathroom? Why don't you just give her the company?!
Modern Family Quotes
‘In Your Head’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. The police are after me!
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Earl Chambers, my former business partner-turned dumbass nemesis, bought the old horizontal wardrobe. For you closet non-pros, that means he died. Then last week, I received this urn and this note. "You know what to do with my ashes. Follow the path." What the hell does that mean?
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: I can't believe it's almost gone.
Cameron: Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice once early on election night and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.
Mitchell: I know. It's been a rough year.