Phil Quote #1560
Quote from Phil in In Your Head
Poet: Wait a minute. I know that girl. I think she works at a cupcake shop.
Phil: Great. Where is it?
Poet: Well, I'm not sure which one because we have four. There's Cupcakes! with an exclamation point, there's vegan cupcakes at Cupfakes, there's Pupcakes, which sells cupcakes for dogs, and then there's Rick's VCR Repair.
Lazlo: Oh, they make the best cupcakes.
Modern Family Quotes
‘In Your Head’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. The police are after me!
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Earl Chambers, my former business partner-turned dumbass nemesis, bought the old horizontal wardrobe. For you closet non-pros, that means he died. Then last week, I received this urn and this note. "You know what to do with my ashes. Follow the path." What the hell does that mean?
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: I can't believe it's almost gone.
Cameron: Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice once early on election night and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.
Mitchell: I know. It's been a rough year.