Claire Quote #709
Quote from Claire in In Your Head
Claire: Actually, do you have any sources for antique pineapple knobs? We're doing this whole colonial line-
Shirl Chambers: Ooh, I bet you Lazlo would know. He's our lead designer.
Claire: Everybody knows who Lazlo is. He's a legend.
Shirl Chambers: Yeah, and my only employee worth a damn. Robot workers. Now, that's the future.
Claire: Right! They work 24/7, and you don't have to buy them a birthday cake.
Shirl Chambers: Yeah, and as they become more human, you can be like, "Hey, you, come into my office", and then you just go to town on them.
Modern Family Quotes
‘In Your Head’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. The police are after me!
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Earl Chambers, my former business partner-turned dumbass nemesis, bought the old horizontal wardrobe. For you closet non-pros, that means he died. Then last week, I received this urn and this note. "You know what to do with my ashes. Follow the path." What the hell does that mean?
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: I can't believe it's almost gone.
Cameron: Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice once early on election night and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.
Mitchell: I know. It's been a rough year.