Claire Quote #700
Quote from Claire in He Said, She Shed
Bill: Claire, did you say something?
Claire: I'm sorry. You're just gonna rubber-stamp Princess Lisa here, and I can't have a She Shed in my backyard?
Bill: Could you please wait your turn? W-We haven't moved on to new business yet.
Claire: Fine. Motion to discuss new business? Seconded. Recognizing Claire Dunphy. Thank you. I'm not leaving here until I have my permit.
Craig: What are you talking about?
Claire: I submitted a request to build a simple structure you can't even see from the street. Speaking of which, why is nobody sounding the alarm over Gary's avant-garde mailbox? It's a penis, Gary.
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: But Joe worries me because stress can destroy a child. Take it from Cartagena's junior regional backstroke champion.
Manny: You used to swim?
Gloria: Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters. But all that stress brought the darkness in me. I started pulling out my hair, and... there was an incident.
Manny: What kind of incident?
Gloria: I'm ashamed to admit it, but when I lost one of the big races, I might have hit one of the other swimmers in the leg with a skimmer pole.
Manny: You Tonya Harding-ed another girl?
Gloria: No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: You know, Gloria, with the right training, this kid could go all the way. Me managing his golf career can be my second act.
Gloria: You're 70. Your second act was two acts ago.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I needed to find a way to spend more quality time with Joe. I couldn't take another Saturday of hide-and-seek. At this point, I've spent more time in the closet than Mitchell. [chuckles]