Cameron Quote #1119
Quote from Cameron in He Said, She Shed
Mitchell: Okay, a-any time we have an argument, Cam blames it on how I was brought up. My therapist says that it's his way of deflecting responsibility.
Pam: You go to therapy?
Mitchell: Mm-hmm.
Pam: You mean like one of those Woody Allen movies?
Mitchell: Plenty of people go to therapy.
Cameron: Not farm folk. We solve our own problems, not that we had many.
Mitchell: That's right, because you had a storybook childhood.
Cameron: I never said "storybook," although one time I did come home to a family of bears eating our porridge. [chuckles]
Pam: Don't make us sound like hicks. It was Tuna Helper.
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Gloria: But Joe worries me because stress can destroy a child. Take it from Cartagena's junior regional backstroke champion.
Manny: You used to swim?
Gloria: Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters. But all that stress brought the darkness in me. I started pulling out my hair, and... there was an incident.
Manny: What kind of incident?
Gloria: I'm ashamed to admit it, but when I lost one of the big races, I might have hit one of the other swimmers in the leg with a skimmer pole.
Manny: You Tonya Harding-ed another girl?
Gloria: No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing.
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Jay: You know, Gloria, with the right training, this kid could go all the way. Me managing his golf career can be my second act.
Gloria: You're 70. Your second act was two acts ago.
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Jay: [aside to camera] I needed to find a way to spend more quality time with Joe. I couldn't take another Saturday of hide-and-seek. At this point, I've spent more time in the closet than Mitchell. [chuckles]