Cameron Quote #1117
Quote from Cameron in He Said, She Shed
Mitchell: Is this all for Lily's party? You- I thought we were just gonna do pizza and a movie.
Cameron: Okay, there are 12-year-old girls coming over here. Do you remember how mean and judgmental Haley was at that age?
Mitchell: Yeah, I faked being sick that Thanksgiving. I was too scared to eat corn in front of her.
Cameron: Of course you were. The only word she said to me that entire year was "ew."
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: But Joe worries me because stress can destroy a child. Take it from Cartagena's junior regional backstroke champion.
Manny: You used to swim?
Gloria: Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters. But all that stress brought the darkness in me. I started pulling out my hair, and... there was an incident.
Manny: What kind of incident?
Gloria: I'm ashamed to admit it, but when I lost one of the big races, I might have hit one of the other swimmers in the leg with a skimmer pole.
Manny: You Tonya Harding-ed another girl?
Gloria: No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: You know, Gloria, with the right training, this kid could go all the way. Me managing his golf career can be my second act.
Gloria: You're 70. Your second act was two acts ago.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I needed to find a way to spend more quality time with Joe. I couldn't take another Saturday of hide-and-seek. At this point, I've spent more time in the closet than Mitchell. [chuckles]