Claire Quote #698
Quote from Claire in He Said, She Shed
Phil: Congratulations, honey.
Claire: Don't pretend you're happy for me.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Luke and I wanted to use that space to put in a batting cage. Claire wanted her She Shed. We were in a stalemate, so we settled the dispute like adults.
[cut to Claire and Phil in a blinking war:]
Luke: Come on, Dad. Batting cage.
Phil: I really need to blink, buddy.
Luke: You can blink when you're dead.
Phil: [groans]
Claire: Ah, yes! Yes! All those Magic Eye posters paid off. Ah! I'm gonna get myself one of those fuzzy little rugs.
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Quote from Gloria
Gloria: But Joe worries me because stress can destroy a child. Take it from Cartagena's junior regional backstroke champion.
Manny: You used to swim?
Gloria: Like a cigarette boat fleeing to international waters. But all that stress brought the darkness in me. I started pulling out my hair, and... there was an incident.
Manny: What kind of incident?
Gloria: I'm ashamed to admit it, but when I lost one of the big races, I might have hit one of the other swimmers in the leg with a skimmer pole.
Manny: You Tonya Harding-ed another girl?
Gloria: No, in Colombia, they call it the Gloria Ramirez-ing.
Quote from Gloria
Jay: You know, Gloria, with the right training, this kid could go all the way. Me managing his golf career can be my second act.
Gloria: You're 70. Your second act was two acts ago.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I needed to find a way to spend more quality time with Joe. I couldn't take another Saturday of hide-and-seek. At this point, I've spent more time in the closet than Mitchell. [chuckles]