Jay Quote #1237

Quote from Jay in No Small Feet

Jay: Ahhh, your mother called you about the screening of my film.
Manny: Uh...
Jay: She blew us off, some lame excuse about being attacked by bees. Oh what the hell, let's start. What are you doing over there?
Manny: What are you doing up there? Is that you with Lady Bird Johnson?
Jay: Sure is. I was Closet Magazine's "Movers and Groovers to Watch." She did the keynote, complimented my mustache. Heady times.
Manny: What's with all that news footage?
Jay: Well, historical context is important. Post-Watergate, people wanted transparency, hence the glass closet. Now, let me explain why my shirt is off in the next shot.


 ‘No Small Feet’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.

 Jay Pritchett Quotes

Quote from Kids These Days

Jay: I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot. Hey, you died out and became Swedes! Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!

Quote from Bringing Up Baby

Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.