Jay Quote #1237
Quote from Jay in No Small Feet
Jay: Ahhh, your mother called you about the screening of my film.
Manny: Uh...
Jay: She blew us off, some lame excuse about being attacked by bees. Oh what the hell, let's start. What are you doing over there?
Manny: What are you doing up there? Is that you with Lady Bird Johnson?
Jay: Sure is. I was Closet Magazine's "Movers and Groovers to Watch." She did the keynote, complimented my mustache. Heady times.
Manny: What's with all that news footage?
Jay: Well, historical context is important. Post-Watergate, people wanted transparency, hence the glass closet. Now, let me explain why my shirt is off in the next shot.
Modern Family Quotes
‘No Small Feet’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns.
Mrs. Graham: Nice to meet you. I instantly trust you. Why is that? Oh, I got it. We were once cats together. I joke! I'm not that crazy. [Phil laughs nervously] Now, tell me about the ghost.
Gloria: Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, a dead dog who left something unfetched.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.