Cameron Quote #1115

Quote from Cameron in No Small Feet

Pam: I'm not going down there, Cam. I don't trust myself around him. I see that face, I hear that voice, I go all gooey.
Cameron: You're preaching to the gay man's choir, here. But you have to decide for yourself, and you need to keep a clear head. You know what? All right. So, here's a trick that I used when I was coming of age. So, I had a little bit of a self-control problem, and I would put a rubber band around my wrist and flick it every time I got the urge to flick it.
Pam: Ew! You used to snap one of those like crazy whenever we watched "Dukes of Hazzard."
Cameron: Yeah. I got through all seven seasons, zero incidents.


 ‘No Small Feet’ Quotes

Quote from Luke

Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.

Quote from Gloria

Phil: Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns.
Mrs. Graham: Nice to meet you. I instantly trust you. Why is that? Oh, I got it. We were once cats together. I joke! I'm not that crazy. [Phil laughs nervously] Now, tell me about the ghost.
Gloria: Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, a dead dog who left something unfetched.

Quote from Phil

Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.