Phil Quote #1547
Quote from Phil in No Small Feet
Gloria: Something's in this wall, Phil.
Phil: No, I am done with this nonsense!
Gloria: I can't believe I'm hearing this from a person that believes in magic!
Phil: I'm not the one who told you this, but magic isn't actually magic. That didn't come from your ear.
Gloria: What? How? [seeing "What? How" on Phil's card] You're with them.
Phil: There is no "them," Gloria. Everybody says "What? How?" to that trick. That's how magic works. Things that seem supernatural actually have a perfectly logical explanation.
Modern Family Quotes
‘No Small Feet’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns.
Mrs. Graham: Nice to meet you. I instantly trust you. Why is that? Oh, I got it. We were once cats together. I joke! I'm not that crazy. [Phil laughs nervously] Now, tell me about the ghost.
Gloria: Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, a dead dog who left something unfetched.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.