Mitchell Quote #818
Quote from Mitchell in No Small Feet
Bo: Cam, I get it, all right? I made a lot of mistakes. But like my plasma, I decided to "B-positive." I hitchhiked, I took odd jobs, whatever I could do to get here. I mean, Pam, our boy Calhoun, they're my family. Hell, you're my family.
Cameron: Okay, I want to believe you, Bo, but, yeah, I just yeah, I've been burned too many times.
Bo: About that I got something to show you. [bag unzips]
Cameron: [gasps]
Bo: Old Stonewall Tucker would've wanted you to have this back.
Mitchell: Oh, Stonewall. I'm guessing his statue's no longer in the park.
Modern Family Quotes
‘No Small Feet’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns.
Mrs. Graham: Nice to meet you. I instantly trust you. Why is that? Oh, I got it. We were once cats together. I joke! I'm not that crazy. [Phil laughs nervously] Now, tell me about the ghost.
Gloria: Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, a dead dog who left something unfetched.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.