Phil Quote #1546
Quote from Phil in No Small Feet
Phil: If if I could give you one tiny note? Mrs. Graham's terror level, which should be going down, is actually going up.
Gloria: Mine too. Actually, I'm panicking right now! I can't believe what I'm sensing right now! There is like, a humming sound, vibrations, fear!
Phil: I'm pretty sure that's all coming off of me, because I'm about to lose a sale I really need. How about this? Just just spin it a little.
Gloria: What are you asking me to do?
Phil: In real estate, there are no dumps. There are fixer-uppers. A small house is cozy. How do we know this presence is bad? What about Casper? Or the Holy Ghost? People love those guys.
Modern Family Quotes
‘No Small Feet’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Alex: Explain yourself.
Luke: I'm taking photos of your feet for perverts.
Alex: Ew!
Luke: Hear me out. Remember when you couldn't return those sneakers you bought and asked me to sell them online? Right after I listed them, I got a message asking if they'd been worn and sweat in. Before I could lie and say no, I got another message. "Can I see your feet?" Apparently, there are a ton of these feet freaks on the Internet.
Quote from Gloria
Phil: Oh, this is Gloria. She'll be addressing your concerns.
Mrs. Graham: Nice to meet you. I instantly trust you. Why is that? Oh, I got it. We were once cats together. I joke! I'm not that crazy. [Phil laughs nervously] Now, tell me about the ghost.
Gloria: Well, in these suburban cases, it's usually a low-level haunting, like a dead unpaid gardener, a dead jealous boyfriend, a dead dog who left something unfetched.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Personally, I don't believe in any of that evil-spirit mumbo jumbo. As a magician, I've learned that every spooky happening has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Even the eeriest of illusions, Satan's Elevator, is really just two mirrors and a tiny... Nice try.