Phil Quote #1538
Quote from Phil in Tough Love
Claire: Uh... Only because I am picturing myself in a line of people sweeping the woods with flashlights, are you sure a week in the woods is a good idea?
Phil: Sweetheart, if anything, I'm over prepared. I have two weeks worth of food, water purifiers a flare gun.
Claire: Oh, don't wave that thing around in the house.
Phil: Give me a little bit of credit. I'm not gonna shoot off a flare gun in the house. [inflates air mattress]
Modern Family Quotes
‘Tough Love’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: It's cute, that grown-up routine Manny's putting on to impress his girlfriend.
Gloria: She's not his girlfriend. She's his teacher.
Jay: Gloria, he brought her home when he thought no one would be around.
Gloria: Manny has been bringing his teachers home since he was a little kid. His 9th birthday party turned into a PTA meeting.
Quote from Joe
Gloria: Joe, why is the fort still in the middle of the living room?
Joe: I need it.
Gloria: For what? Apaches? Are you being attacked?
Joe: Feels like it.
Quote from Jay
Jay: You're gonna love it, Joe. My dad took me to an air show like this for my 12th birthday. We saw Blue Angels, fighter jets, a B-52 bomber.
Joe: Something got bombed?
Jay: Well, my dad. He got in a drinking contest with some fly boys. But that just made it extra fun, 'cause I got to drive us home.