Gloria Quote #720
Quote from Gloria in Brushes with Celebrity
Manny: I begged you not to go over there. I'm so embarrassed.
Gloria: Why? He's the one crying. My favorite part was when he was gasping for air between sobs, like a baby.
Manny: Look at him. He's broken. What if he never writes again?
Gloria: Okay, I'll apologize to the 12 people who still go out and watch plays.
Manny: You do know I'm a theater major, right?
Gloria: Yes, and when you're a great play writer and you go to a restaurant if you can afford it then you're gonna be nice to strangers, because that's the right thing to do, okay?
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Claire: I've read the same chapter eight times, still don't get it.
Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people. I can't name names, but let's just say it's someone who's the boss.
Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.
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Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.