Cameron Quote #1106
Quote from Cameron in Brushes with Celebrity
Mitchell: Why aren't you picking us for your show?
Cameron: Yeah, what are we not sexy enough? Not young enough for your demo?
Mitchell: Wait, no, is it 'cause we're gay? You know, I've actually never seen a gay couple on your little program.
Cameron: Yeah, or a P.E. teacher/vice principal.
Mitchell: He's literally that.
Cameron: Just tell us why you're not picking us.
Scott Hunter: Guys, I don't have a show anymore.
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