Claire Quote #691
Quote from Claire in Brushes with Celebrity
Phil: I can't believe this happened. This was supposed to be such an amazing day.
Claire: I know. Is there anything I can do to make it better?
Phil: Yes. You can make Chris Martin go away, now.
Chris Martin: [groans] I'm so sorry, guys. Oh, I didn't mean to cause a-
Phil: Oh, no, no, no, no. It's- It's not you personally.
Chris Martin: No, no, no, it is me. I'm a distraction. Everyone wants to say "hi" or they want to take a picture or they want to sleep with me.
Marie: They sure do.
Claire: Shut'er down, Marie.
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Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.
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Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.
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Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.