Jay Quote #1224
Quote from Jay in Brushes with Celebrity
Terry Bradshaw: You're too kind. You know, not everything I touch turns to gold. I mean, I've had my share of missteps along the way.
Jay: [laughs] Well, right, like "Failure to Launch," right?
Terry Bradshaw: Sorry?
Jay: You should be. I mean, that thing was a real stinker.
Terry Bradshaw: I happen to be proud of that movie. I mean, that's some of the best work I've ever done.
Jay: No, you were good, yeah. But, I mean, don't worry about it. Nobody saw it.
Terry Bradshaw: Yeah, well. Guess it's about time we get on back in, huh?
Jay: Same time tomorrow. Hey, I'm wide open. Like in football.
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Claire: I've read the same chapter eight times, still don't get it.
Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people. I can't name names, but let's just say it's someone who's the boss.
Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.
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Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.