Manny Quote #458
Quote from Manny in Brushes with Celebrity
Manny: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Anvilmaker?
Sam Anvilmaker: Let me guess I'm the reason you want to be a writer.
Manny: Yeah, actually. Your first play changed the way that I looked at-
Sam Anvilmaker: Look, listen, kid. I'm not here to collect panties with phone numbers on them. I'm here to experience the cold absurdity that is being alive. So go and find someone else to venerate.
Manny: Oh, uh. Sorry for bothering you.
Sam Anvilmaker: Here's a writing tip show me you're sorry for bothering me. Don't tell me.
Gloria: Okay, let's take a picture of the two new best friends. Come together.
Sam Anvilmaker: I should never have left my tree.
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Claire: I've read the same chapter eight times, still don't get it.
Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people. I can't name names, but let's just say it's someone who's the boss.
Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.
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Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.