Phil Quote #1524
Quote from Phil in Brushes with Celebrity
Luke: Who's that young thing?
Claire: Wow, what's up with the outfit, Mod Squad?
Phil: Oh, yeah, I'm, uh I'm showing a house to someone.
Claire: Oh.
Phil: I'd rather not say who it is.
Claire: I totally get that.
Phil: It's Chris Martin from Coldplay.
Claire: [gasps] Come on, really?
Phil: It's not a big deal.
Claire: Says the man who spent most of last night sewing that flower onto his jeans.
Phil: Okay, it's a really big deal. I'm meeting the man who sings how I feel.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Brushes with Celebrity’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Claire: I've read the same chapter eight times, still don't get it.
Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people. I can't name names, but let's just say it's someone who's the boss.
Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.
Quote from Jay
Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.