Gloria Quote #717
Quote from Gloria in Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
Alex: Hey, Gloria, this is weird. You know, I downloaded your My StepCounter data onto my computer, and it's showing your path this morning was the same route my mom took in her race.
Claire: Hmm?
[aside to camera:]
Gloria: I was never going to get 100,000 steps. But then I learned that Claire was going on a Turkey Trot. The second time I hugged her, it was a little harder because she was really wet.
[back:]
Claire: So I'm basically just your StepCounter mule? I thought you cared about my race.
Gloria: I love you very much, Claire, but your exercise doesn't really interest me.
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Principal: You said some pretty harsh things to Mrs. Barrish.
Jay: In my defense, um, this banquet she's planning is not historically accurate. For example, I don't remember a tandoori chicken option at the first Thanksgiving.
Principal: We have children here from many ethnicities, and we try to make them all feel included.
Jay: Be that as it may, history does not record Pocahontas asking John Smith to pass the sashimi roll while Myles Standish helps himself to gluten-free huevos rancheros!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: After that, it got heated, and we got expelled.
Joe: "We"?
Jay: But they'll call. They need my check.
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Phil: If I can't do this trick, my magic shop is gonna be the laughingstock of the mini-mall. And there's still a Blockbuster there.