Alex Quote #311
Quote from Alex in Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
[aside to camera:]
Claire: When Alex was a baby, I used to throw her in a jogging stroller, and she was my running buddy. This week, when she found out I was doing a 10K, she insisted on coming.
[separately to camera:]
Alex: Snore. I'm using my mom as a subject for my stupid psych paper because I started too late to sign out a monkey. It's about positive versus negative reinforcement. First half of the race "You can do it, Mom!" Second half "It's not your day, lady!" Thankfully, after it's done, I'll still be able to give out the banana I bought.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Winner Winner Turkey Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] There- There is a backstory. In the summer of 1984, inspired by "The Karate Kid," I went through a martial arts phase. When Cam brought those nunchucks home, it was just too much to resist. 30 years later, once again, it was time to sweep the leg.
Quote from Jay
Principal: You said some pretty harsh things to Mrs. Barrish.
Jay: In my defense, um, this banquet she's planning is not historically accurate. For example, I don't remember a tandoori chicken option at the first Thanksgiving.
Principal: We have children here from many ethnicities, and we try to make them all feel included.
Jay: Be that as it may, history does not record Pocahontas asking John Smith to pass the sashimi roll while Myles Standish helps himself to gluten-free huevos rancheros!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: After that, it got heated, and we got expelled.
Joe: "We"?
Jay: But they'll call. They need my check.
Quote from Phil
Phil: If I can't do this trick, my magic shop is gonna be the laughingstock of the mini-mall. And there's still a Blockbuster there.