Phil Quote #1520
Quote from Phil in Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
Haley: And action.
Phil: Hello, and congratulations on your purchase of the Normandy Phone Booth. The following will demonstrate just how much fun you've dialed up. [breathes deeply] Here we are on D-Day. Where's the damned air support? Oh, good. A p- phone booth. I hear the Nazis have booby-trapped these, but I will I definitely will take the risk of calling Allied Command. Hello, General. Yes, the enemy is all around us. Blast! [breathing rapidaly] This is [gasping]] one of the phone booths that's booby-trapped.
Haley: Oh, no!
Phil: [whimpers] Yes, General, the enemy is closing in! There's no esca- Haley! Get me out of here!
Haley: Who's Haley? I'm Nurse Rutherford.
Phil: [screams]
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Principal: We have children here from many ethnicities, and we try to make them all feel included.
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[aside to camera:]
Jay: After that, it got heated, and we got expelled.
Joe: "We"?
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