Cameron Quote #1082
Quote from Cameron in Sex, Lies & Kickball
Pepper: No, I'm deflecting! I feel the sickening threat of brutal honesty, I feel the sickening threat of brutal honesty, and I'm wildly uncomfortable.
Cameron: Okay, well, here goes. We think it's great that you adopted Lionel, but... [Pepper and Ronaldo gasp] Okay, a little early for that reaction. I haven't even gotten to say, I haven't even gotten to say, "Stop imposing your fancy ways on that poor child." And hit it. [both gasp]
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‘Sex, Lies & Kickball’ Quotes
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: [after eating and spitting out a Cheeto] And from what fromagerie...
Cameron: You're from Lubbock, Texas.
Pepper: [gasps] You son of a bitch!
Quote from Pepper
Ronaldo: [eating a popsicle] I was skeptical at first because orange is so over right now, but I love it.
Lionel: You like it, too, Pepper?
Pepper: Mm, wonderful. I haven't seen this much artificial color since Ted Turner got his hands on Casablanca.
Cameron: Your grandparents grew up in a trailer.
Pepper: I hate you.
Quote from Pepper
Pepper: Oh, I'm hurt! I'm really hurt! Oh, if you two had any money, I'd sue you.
Ronaldo: Mi amor, it's okay.
Pepper: [scoffs] It's not okay. I'm out in the wild, schvitzing like a line cook. It's one humiliation after the next! Lionel, sweetheart, I want to be the father you need, but this is not me. I hate sports and nature and... and sherbet. God, do I hate sherbet! There's ice cream and sorbet and nothing in between.