Jay Quote #1198
Quote from Jay in Sex, Lies & Kickball
Gloria: Your friend has a very successful juice business in Costa Rica.
Shorty: They call me the Fruit King.
Jay: They must have seen the outfit. I'll tell you what. I got a little thing this morning at the office. Why don't we meet back here at 1:00 for a little best-friend catch-up? Deal?
Shorty: Deal. Sounds good.
Gloria: You know what doesn't sound good? One grown man calling another grown man his best friend.
Jay: She doesn't get us. See you, buddy.
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