Phil Quote #1489
Luke: But if you're looking for something fun, the rental guy gave us this pamphlet.
Claire: Thanks. We already got one, but... Oh. Yours is different. Parasailing, wakeboarding, jetpacking?
Phil: Ours has sunrise chair yoga, watercolors at water's edge, and something called cloud study?
Luke: Yeah, they gave that one to Grandpa, too.
Claire: We got the old people one?
Phil: No! Why would they do that?
Haley: Looks like you guys got some fluffy ones out today. That one looks like a bunny.
Phil: Oh, yeah.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Lake Life’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] It was Scotty, this local lake kid I met on vacation when I was thirteen. I had a huge crush on him, so on the last day, I decided to take a chance and I kissed him. It was my first time ever kissing a boy, so when he pulled away and said that he wasn't "into this," I was humiliated. I mean, I'd obviously misread signals. He was straight. It was five years before I ever made a move on a guy again. And even then, I wouldn't dare unless he was basically floating across the room. Which is why I ended up with... Well, you know.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: So, um, listen. We... We actually do know each other. Uh... Mitchell Pritchett. Summer of '89? I let you have my Nintendo Game Boy?
Scotty: Mitchy Pritchy! Of course! You were mad about that Game Boy 'cause your dad got you that instead of, like, some Cher album.
Mitchell: "If I Could Turn Back Time." Which brings me to why I'm here.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, Gloria, have you ever seen such pristine blue water?
Gloria: Is that a floating duffel bag?
Cameron: No, that's just a buoy.
Gloria: [gasps] A boy?!
Cameron: No, a buoy.