Gloria Quote #703
Quote from Gloria in The Graduates
Gloria: I know. Manny ditched us last night to go drinking. He thinks I don't know, but I know. He smelled like a sweaty peppermint.
Claire: I saw the pictures that he texted Luke from the strip club.
Gloria: Is that where Javier took him?
Claire: Oh. You did not know that. I'm sorry. But it- it looked like one of the classier establishments. The girl that was sitting on Manny's lap had on a really cute top, at- at least in the first picture.
Gloria: The one time that I thought that he was going to be a good father, and he teaches Manny how to be a dog! I'm gonna kill him.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Graduates’ Quotes
Quote from Jay
Manny: Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow? Don't make a big deal.
Gloria: My baby's graduating. He won the award for Integrity and Character. "No absence, no tardies, respectful to students and teachers alike."
Jay: My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash, that kid got a punch in the mouth. Proud of you, though.
Manny: Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face, a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?
Jay: That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid because he didn't want me dating his sister. She was no nun!
Quote from Javier
Javier: How could I miss it? Manny, the first member of my family to ever graduate from high school.
Jay: Wait a minute. Don't you have a brother in Colombia who's a doctor?
Javier: Yes.
Gloria: He just does orthopedic surgery, not brain or heart.
Quote from Phil
Claire: [singsong] There he is, the graduate.
Phil: I have one word for you, Luke... plastics.
Claire: [normal voice] I don't think he knows that movie, honey.
Phil: Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me.