Jay Quote #1161
Quote from Jay in All Things Being Equal
Joan: I read your script, baby. If you got third-act problems, you got first-act problems.
Man: You are so right.
Joan: Park it next to the Honda and flesh out your antagonist.
Jay: Hey.
Joan: Hey, Jay. How's Gloria, Manny, Joe, and Stella?
Jay: What, do you got index cards? Listen, your chattiness is gumming up the works here. You're not here to socialize, so just get 'em in, get 'em out.
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Quote from Pam
Pam: Ugh, my old squash injury.
Mitchell: Oh, you played squash?
Pam: No. I grew the heaviest one in the county. I had to carry it inside every night, on account of poachers.
Quote from Luke
Danielle Pardo: Do you know that there are only a handful of female C.E.O.s in the entire Fortune 500?
Luke: That's crazy. Women can drive a race-car just as well as a man.
Danielle Pardo: You joke.
Luke: Huh?
Quote from Luke
Danielle Pardo: If you guys are making signs, here are some of the issues: women make 79 cents on the dollar, and the government wants to tell me what I can do with my body. I mean, how would you feel if...
[aside to camera:]
Luke: Whoa! She blew my mind. Society treats girls like second-class citizens. I've spent a lot of time on women's websites, but none of this stuff ever came up.