Gloria Quote #689
Quote from Gloria in Frank's Wedding
Jay: Geez, it seems like Joe's crib's damaged beyond repair!
Gloria: No, no, it's fine. It just Froggered across the street. Leave it there. The garbage man is coming tomorrow.
Jay: And you're fine with that? You're attached to everything related to that kid.
Gloria: Yeah, but not to that stupid crib. Do you know how many clothes I've ruined walking by it? Nice dresses, sweaters, a pair of high heels?
Jay: How do you snag a pair of high heels?
Gloria: I kicked that stupid thing. How else?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Frank's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Joe
Manny: I guess I can go out on the roof and check for monster slobber.
Joe: Okay.
Gloria: No! If he falls from the roof and dies, his ghost will haunt you forever.
Joe: Oh, boy. I do not need a ghost.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Maybe I do overdo it. I remember your mother was really ticked off at me at your baptism when I kept pretending the holy water was boiling. [Phil laughs] Ouch! Ouch! Okay, we don't have to do anything crazy today. Don't worry about it.
Phil: Thanks, Pops.
Frank: But, wait, you're still gonna do my funeral the way we talked about, right?
Phil: That recording of you banging on that piece of wood screaming, "Let me out of here!"
Frank: [laughs] It's a real shame I'm gonna miss that.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I'm turning 70 next year. I know, I look great. One of the few perks of getting up there is the ability to say no without guilt. "Can I have a ride to the airport?" No. Do I want to see your niece's recital? Nuh-unh. "Want to do a walk-a-thon to end global..." I'm gonna stop you right there.