Phil Quote #1458
Quote from Phil in Pig Moon Rising
Dean Hinden: [phone rings] Oh, hey, Phil, where were Nationals senior year? Cleveland, Oh... [answers phone] Hi-o!
Phil: [hushed] Can you imagine putting up with this for years on end?
Claire: It's hard.
Features in the collection: Phil Dunphy's Greetings.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Phil Dunphy's Greetings’
Quote from Phil in Spread Your Wings
Phil: [knocks] What's the most dangerous type of uranium cake? Yellow!
Quote from Phil in Connection Lost
Phil: [answering FaceTime] What's the best first-person shooter about genetically-modified space marines? Halo!
‘Pig Moon Rising’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: Oh, what a B-U-tiful morning. I joke because I've been accepted to B.U.
Gloria: Oh, Manny, I'm so proud of you!
Manny: I'm six for six. So many suitors, not sure which to choose from. I feel like Lady Mary in the last season of "Downton Abbey."
Jay: I'd avoid the big football schools.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: This is so slow!
Jay: If you're on the Pritchett's Closets website, we're aware of the slowdown. It's either a hack by the Chinese or that Chinese hack I hired to fix the website.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I miss the days when people stood in actual lines. If you weren't willing to stand in the rain, you didn't get to see Gary Puckett & the Union Gap.