Mitchell Quote #759
Quote from Mitchell in Pig Moon Rising
Mitchell: Oh, this is from my eighth birthday. I made Mom throw a party with a whole farm theme. You know what? I need this. Cam thinks I look down on his farm life. This'll prove to him that...
Jay: Bup, bup, bup. This comes with a price. You can get me Gloria Estefan tickets, right?
Mitchell: Dad, that is offensive. Not every gay person is connected to Gloria Estefan.
Jay: But you are, right?
Mitchell: [inhales sharply] It's complicated.
[aside to camera:]
Mitchell: Cam briefly dated a member of Gloria Estefan's band, The Miami Sound Machine. He doesn't talk about it much. Just whenever someone mentions her or Miami. Or humidity.
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