Claire Quote #645
Quote from Claire in Finding Fizbo
Gloria: Don't listen to her, Manny. The ending was beautiful. It's just that some women have a hard time expressing their feelings.
Claire: Oh, this again? Gloria, I'm a very feeling person.
Gloria: Oh, really? From the woman that writes in my birthday cards "Best, Claire."
Claire: How is that not warm? I am wishing you quite literally the best.
Gloria: I am a person in your family. I am not the woman that does your eyebrows.
Claire: Why would I send her a birthday card?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Finding Fizbo’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Who are you texting?
Alex: Ahh! No one. I'm just reading my horoscope.
Haley: Liar. Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything's already happened.
Quote from Alex
Alex: 110 pages? What time are we supposed to get out of here?
Claire: Oh, honey, you got a hot date tonight?
Haley: Mom, don't be mean. Ignore her.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I actually am in a relationship, but I've been hiding it from everybody because I have once again chosen somebody that is completely inappropriate. It's this older guy Ben. He works for my mother, and he lives with his mother. I'm like a moth to a flame if the flame is an underachieving man-child with a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on his butt.
Quote from Manny
Manny: Anyway, when it's over, feel free to share your thoughts what you liked, what you loved, but also the negatives what went over your head, any words you didn't know.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm submitting my latest play to a young playwrights festival, but I want to hear it out loud first to be sure I've hit all my emotional marks. One might ask, "Why all female characters?" Let's just say, write what you know. [clicks tongue] Wait. To clarify, I understand women. I don't feel like I am one.