Alex Quote #288
Quote from Alex in Finding Fizbo
Alex: [on the phone] Sorry, this is going to take longer than I expected. Can you wait there?
Ben: Sure. My mom's got her poker girls over, anyway. This one lady, Karen, she gets real handsy with me. [chuckles] She's not un-hot, either. She's like an older, curvy Emily Blunt but Indian.
Alex: Don't try to make me jealous, Ben. One of my regulars at the coffee shop is always asking if I want to do some motorboating. If I didn't get seasick, I'd go.
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‘Finding Fizbo’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Haley: Who are you texting?
Alex: Ahh! No one. I'm just reading my horoscope.
Haley: Liar. Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything's already happened.
Quote from Alex
Alex: 110 pages? What time are we supposed to get out of here?
Claire: Oh, honey, you got a hot date tonight?
Haley: Mom, don't be mean. Ignore her.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I actually am in a relationship, but I've been hiding it from everybody because I have once again chosen somebody that is completely inappropriate. It's this older guy Ben. He works for my mother, and he lives with his mother. I'm like a moth to a flame if the flame is an underachieving man-child with a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on his butt.
Quote from Manny
Manny: Anyway, when it's over, feel free to share your thoughts what you liked, what you loved, but also the negatives what went over your head, any words you didn't know.
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm submitting my latest play to a young playwrights festival, but I want to hear it out loud first to be sure I've hit all my emotional marks. One might ask, "Why all female characters?" Let's just say, write what you know. [clicks tongue] Wait. To clarify, I understand women. I don't feel like I am one.