Jay Quote #1135

Quote from Jay in Finding Fizbo

Phil: Chicken wraps, white wine, fudge.
Jay: Is this a bachelor party or a party where ladies sit around watching "The Bachelor"? And why did you get me a triple-XL?
Phil: The lady said it'd shrink in the wash.
Jay: How's it gonna do in the trash?
Phil: Jay.
Jay: Kidding. I'll use it to wash my car.


 ‘Finding Fizbo’ Quotes

Quote from Haley

Haley: Who are you texting?
Alex: Ahh! No one. I'm just reading my horoscope.
Haley: Liar. Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything's already happened.

Quote from Alex

Alex: 110 pages? What time are we supposed to get out of here?
Claire: Oh, honey, you got a hot date tonight?
Haley: Mom, don't be mean. Ignore her.
[aside to camera:]
Alex: I actually am in a relationship, but I've been hiding it from everybody because I have once again chosen somebody that is completely inappropriate. It's this older guy Ben. He works for my mother, and he lives with his mother. I'm like a moth to a flame if the flame is an underachieving man-child with a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on his butt.

 Jay Pritchett Quotes

Quote from Kids These Days

Jay: I hate losing to a team with a Viking mascot. Hey, you died out and became Swedes! Hip-hip-hooray for socialism and seasonal depression!

Quote from Bringing Up Baby

Cameron: It's a French Canadian delicacy called poutine.
Jay: Mm. Well, it looks like vomit, so I'm not pou-ting it in my mouth.