Jay Quote #1134
Quote from Jay in Heavy is the Head
Jared Cook: Dunphy, right? Jared Cook. Nice shovel.
Phil: Thanks. I painted it myself. This is my partner, Jay Pritchett.
Jared Cook: I represent Jetatech. Are you familiar with us?
Jay: Not in the least.
Phil: Oh, you'll have to forgive Jay. He's a bit of Luddite.
Jared Cook: Anyway, our building is two doors down, and we're looking to expand our campus. We want this lot, and we're prepared to offer you 20% over what you paid plus expenses.
Jay: That's a nice offer, Jare, but I don't think you understand what's happening here. It's not about the huge profits. We're building my son-in-law's dream, and it's gonna be a giant success because this is man of vision.
Jared Cook: Oh, I know all about dreams. Someday, I hope to get into encrypted packet switching. Good luck to you, gentlemen.
Phil: Jay, this man's vision just got blurry with tears.
Jay: Would you get ahold of yourself. I just said that crap to drive the price up. He'll be back.
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‘Heavy is the Head’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: No, okay, not happening. I'm having flashbacks. I don't know if I ever told you this, but when I was kid, I fell into a well.
Mitchell & Cameron: [together] It happened the same day as baby Jessica, but she got all the press.
Cameron: It still stings. Everybody loves a baby, but not one single prayer for a husky teen who's stuck head-first in a well for the better part of an hour.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Or you could just get your head checked so we don't lose you over some stupid fear.
Cameron: Do you know what I went through in that well on October 14, 1987, while the whole world was focused on that media whore Jessica?
Mitchell: She was a baby, but yeah.
Cameron: It was hell. And I would not have survived if those firemen wouldn't have figured out a way to lower my little Aunt Edna into that well and touch my feet and tell me it was gonna be okay and that I wasn't alone.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Breathe it in, girls. My journey begins today. Finally bringing something into this world I can be proud of.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: As children, the Wright Brothers dreamed of flying machines. Oprah dreamed of hiding presents under chairs. And I dreamed of building something magnificent. Well, recently, Jay and I bought a vacant lot on which we are building Dunphy Tower. What I wouldn't give to reach back in time to tell the 15-year-old dreamer who drew this, "We did it, kid."