Mitchell Quote #750
Quote from Mitchell in Heavy is the Head
Lily: [timer dings] Please tell me that's dinner. I'm starving.
Mitchell: No, that's Daddy's alarm. We can't let him nap for more than two hours because of the concussion. Oh, look at him. He looks so peaceful. He's had such a rough day. When I tried to wake him up last time, he got so upset.
Lily: I'll do it.
Mitchell: Who raised you? Fine, just be gentle, okay? [hands Lily money]
Lily: Thanks. Also, don't touch this. It's my art project.
Mitchell: Oh, can I help you with that?
Lily: No. Daddy said he should because he's more artistic than you.
Mitchell: Okay. [pan banging]
Cameron: What?! What?! Why?!
Mitchell: Oh, good, you're alive.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Heavy is the Head’ Quotes
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: No, okay, not happening. I'm having flashbacks. I don't know if I ever told you this, but when I was kid, I fell into a well.
Mitchell & Cameron: [together] It happened the same day as baby Jessica, but she got all the press.
Cameron: It still stings. Everybody loves a baby, but not one single prayer for a husky teen who's stuck head-first in a well for the better part of an hour.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Or you could just get your head checked so we don't lose you over some stupid fear.
Cameron: Do you know what I went through in that well on October 14, 1987, while the whole world was focused on that media whore Jessica?
Mitchell: She was a baby, but yeah.
Cameron: It was hell. And I would not have survived if those firemen wouldn't have figured out a way to lower my little Aunt Edna into that well and touch my feet and tell me it was gonna be okay and that I wasn't alone.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Breathe it in, girls. My journey begins today. Finally bringing something into this world I can be proud of.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: As children, the Wright Brothers dreamed of flying machines. Oprah dreamed of hiding presents under chairs. And I dreamed of building something magnificent. Well, recently, Jay and I bought a vacant lot on which we are building Dunphy Tower. What I wouldn't give to reach back in time to tell the 15-year-old dreamer who drew this, "We did it, kid."