Claire Quote #637
Quote from Claire in Do It Yourself
Phil: Gil Thorpe made a backup offer. He was just trying to scare me away.
Claire: Oh! I am so proud of you! Wow. Looks like the both of us had a little crisis of confidence today. [inhales sharply] In that cooking class...
Phil: Yes?
Claire: Yes, well, Chef Dumont had the audacity to tell me that I can't cook.
Phil: Huh.
Claire: Luckily, this one was there to straighten him out. I'm gonna make you a celebratory dinner. I think I've got most of the ingredients.
Phil: [chuckling] I can't wait! [to Haley] You had one job.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!